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February 21 2012
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Eric: Alright, listen up. I’m supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. Listen up. If you’re wondering if a boy’s thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex or he’s hungry, those are the only two options.
Julie: (laughs) Are you trying to be funny?
Eric: No, I’m not finished. Listen to me. Boys think about sex every single minute of the day. That’s what they do, that’s why they lie. They’re gonna leave you around waitin’ for them to call, and they won’t call. They’re gonna be cruel and they’re gonna be misleading. And your mother wanted me to add this, that by and large, football players are the worst offenders, however, I think that it pretty much crosses all the lines.
Julie: You done?
Eric: You are beautiful, you are sensitive, you are sweet, and I don’t wanna see you get hurt.
Julie: I love you too, Dad.
Eric: You’re a lousy ping pong player though.
1x08 “Crossing the Line”
Tim: How you doing?
Riley: Good.
Tim: Yeah?
Riley: Yeah.
Tim: How’s that going?
Riley: Good. I think I’m, like, maybe one beer away from getting laid.
Tim: No kidding?
Riley: Yeah.
Tim: Nice. That’s great.
Riley: She is great.
Tim: Hey. If you ever look at her, even tonight, again, at school, any time for that matter, I swear to God, I’ll end you. Okay.
Riley: Right on.
Tim: Are we cool?
Riley: Yeah.
Tim: No. Seriously. That way.
Riley: Okay. Later.
“ You could be happy here… We could grow up together. ”—
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial (via rofreak)
ET was a kid! Did not catch that when I watched ET when I was a kid b/c all aliens were always grown ups.
ummm oh yeah excuse me - I have something in my eye…
Memphis Tennessee - Chuck Berry (by jimrock63)
Illusions
(via Instapaper)
February 10 2012
Jemaine Clement - Whatta Man! (by foof76)
ok this is amazing
“ I want to be a shephard. I want to move up to Nashville and get a nice little spread get some sheep and tend to them. ”— Shepherd Sound Clip and Quote
caitlin emailed me this tonight
A-OK
“ Picasso said art is the lie that allows us to see the truth. That is it exactly ”— Pugnacious D
“ The Internet, he suggests, can provide its own creative freedom, releasing writers from having to overexplain, allowing history to light the characters from within. ”— Pugnacious D
“ , in essence ghostwriting a city’s memoir of dysfunction and recovery, fictionalizing real events in the name of a greater truth. ”— Pugnacious D
“ He puts his head above the parapet to be shot down, and I stand with him. He makes me feel like an actor on a mission ”— Pugnacious D
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